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OMG!

We knew Dr. Conrad Murray was one shady man, but this is horrendous!

The official ambulance report from the day of MJ‘s death has been released, and the doc reportedly says Dr. Murray never told paramedics he administered a dose of Propofol to Michael!!!!!

Dr. Murray only told paramedics about the Lorazepam that Jackson had taken!

“This is the clearest suggestion yet that Murray misled the paramedics. Why didn’t he tell them about the Propofol? We are sick at what this report indicates,” one source close to the Jackson family has said.

Could the King of Pop have been saved by paramedics if they had known about the Propofol????

More the reason to lock him up for good!!!!!

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There are loud whisperings that Cheryl Cole will be divorcing her lying, cheating, douchebag of an ex-husband Ashley Cole this week!!!!!

Finally!!!!

Sources say Cole is “ready to move on” but in no way wants a “messy divorce” – the X Factor star is planning on not asking for a penny from her unfaithful hubby and wants it to be as “quick and as amicable as possible”.

Smart cookie!

Thank God she’s finally booting this douchebag out of her life!

For good!

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Sad! Sade Turns Down Drake

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Rapper Drake was hoping to collaborate with talented singer-songwriter Sade, but Sade turned the former Degrassi star down!

Not surprising, but still sorta sad!

“Her brand is always protected,” tells Drake. “That’s why, other people’s visuals, other people’s songs, stepping outside your zone can jeopardize your brand. It can bring you down as opposed to bring you up.”

Makes sense to us!

He continued justifying his rejection: “I personally feel we could have done something amazing. But I don’t think she really knows who I am, really, my genre of music. I put it out there. It was more of a hopeful thing. It was a very early stage where I was at when I said that I was hoping.”

What do U think – would you eventually like to hear a Drake/Sade duet?

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Okay, we’re more curious to know WHO actually thought Simon Monjack was boning Brittany Murphy‘s mom, Sharon!

That’s disgusting!

Monjack says that a number of critics have accused him of sleeping with his late wife’s mom (really??) based on the fact that they live together.

“We don’t have sex, number one; number two she is a woman that has toxic neuropathy, which means she can barely walk. I live downstairs, she lives upstairs,” Simon firmly stated.

We actually believe you this time!

Seriously!!

Now don’t ever, EVER mention it again!

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Flashdance: The Musical Returns!

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Woo hoo!

Flashdance: The Musical is opening at the West End’s Shaftesbury Theatre on October 14th, with previews beginning on September 24th!!

The musical, based off the legendary 80′s movie starring Jennifer Beals, originally opened in July 2008 and toured for a bit, but the show is finally heading back to the West End!

Bring it to the US!

 

Usher Gifts The Bieb A New Range Rover!

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Is receiving a car for your birthday a normal occurrence when Usher is your mentor?

Because for Justin Bieber‘s 16th birthday, the R&B star did just that!

The Bieb told the story to UK TV earlier this week:

“I was in L.A [for my birthday]. I went to L.A. first and I had a party out there for all my friends and stuff and then we went to Toronto and had a family party up there,” said Bieber. “[Usher] helped buy me a car. He bought me a Range Rover. I can drive.”

Wonder how Justin’s momma felt about the extravagant birthday gift!

Her lil’ boy’s all grown up!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

 

Liam Gallagher Has Never Met A U2 Fan!

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Then apparently Oasis’ Liam Gallagher hasn’t met a lot of people!

Gallagher took a jab at the arena-filling rockers, stating the band shells out $$$$ to bribe people to come to their concerts!

Ha!

Says the bratty British musician:

I have never seen a U2 fan. I have never seen anyone with a U2 shirt or been around someone’s house that has a f—ing U2 record. Where do their fans f—ing come from? Where are they? I reckon they buy them. With all the money they’ve made, they just bought a load of people and every time they do a gig they get a shovel and pile them into their gigs to make them look good.

Jealousy at its finest!

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Is Sexy Sarah Worth $1 Million An Ep???

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You have to be kidding us!

The Sexy Sarah reality show, which all the major networks AND the Discovery Channel have passed on, is going to have an even harder time finding a network to call home!

Reports are claiming Palin is asking for one million dollars an episode!!!!

Ha!

Which network would even pay that amount of $$$$$$?

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If Ke$ha doesn’t STFU soon, she’s going to lose her entire fan base!

When recently asked about 16-year-old Justin Bieber by Maxim, the dirty “singer” replied:

He’s such a tiny little baby! I would’ve loved to push him around on stage in a carriage.”

No respect!

Something tells us Ke$ha’s 15 minutes are almost up!

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Damn! Star Jones Had Cardiac Surgery???

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Surprise to us!

Star Jones‘ rep confirmed that the former View host had cardiac surgery performed on her earlier last week!

How scary!

The statement reads:

On Wednesday, March 17th, a pre-planned cardiac surgery was performed on Star Jones. This recent surgery is a follow-up to the thoracic surgery she had 30 years ago. The procedure was successful and she is recovering well with her family. Star is grateful for everyone’s thoughts and prayers.

As much as we poke fun at Star, we’re glad to know she’s doing okay!